Hey Pandas, What Is A Humorous Reminiscence From Your Childhood That You Do not Thoughts Sharing?

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Once I was 2, I touched a damaged outlet, received electrocuted and pooped my pants :))

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I used to be 4 or 5 years previous, my grandpa took me to a zoo and I noticed a peacock for the primary time. My delighted exclamation: “Grandpa, look, a blooming rooster!”

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Rising up the rule for Saturday mornings was that the primary child up was in a position to decide on what our father made for breakfast. My little brother E (3 or 4yrs previous) received up at like 7AM and instructed my dad he wished “treaded pancakes” or “shredded pancakes”. My brother was nonetheless engaged on talking clearly and was very upset that my father didn’t know what he meant. My father woke me up and requested me to translate. So I stand up and ask my brother, who is sort of in tears. “shtreaded pancakes!” he says. I look straight at my dad, “Waffles” I say “The boy needs waffles.”

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Mother and I have been re-painting a ceiling when the dogs went loopy barking. We rushed outdoors to do battle (this being a really rural space, you by no means knew if a bear would present up)… and scared the bejeezus outta the US Postal Service man b/c we additionally occurred to shout PAINT STICK WARRIOR WOMEN! as we ran out wielding our paint rollers.

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Properly, when i used to be possibly 7 or 8 years previous and was in ” sunday college ” the lady that seated Subsequent to me had Down Syndrome ( nonetheless bear in mind her title lol and i am 44 now ) so In the future we the place in out ” class Room ” and One of many gentle switches was damaged and did not had its cowl, só being the as….le i used to be as a child i instructed the lady to shove her finger within the gap, which She instructed She would not do, despiste me insisting, in sum lmao She by no means touched the open gentle change, and i used to be só frikking curious that ended up shoving MY finger within the gap, and since Karma is a b….. I received an electrick shock and spent the remainder of the category with my hand trembeling like loopy…..

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My mother got here out of the bthroom after having finished eyebrow pencil, and I stated, with out lacking a beat. ” OHH Maman you made man eyebrows” . She went again and altered them.

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Once I was little my dad made me consider I might use the toilet for him. Earlier than happening journeys or one thing he would say hey I would like to make use of the toilet however I am busy are you able to go for me, after I’d use the toilet he would then say thanks I am feeling a lot better now.

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My “ ex girlfriend” pressured me to the varsity attic saying a instructor wished me there, and locked the door and after which her twin sister tried to kill me. We have been 11.

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Wouldn’t name it “humorous” per say, however I had my first “kiss” at eight years previous by randomly kissing girls and boys in my classroom. Fellow pupil came upon and instructed the instructor. As for others, I made fart jokes quite a bit as a younger grade schooler. Didn’t know that have would result in me being bisexual. I’m nonetheless within the closet to my household and I don’t plan on popping out to them in any respect. I might envision myself with a boyfriend or a girlfriend however after I’m round my mates I simply say boyfriend as I don’t need them to assume I’m bizarre.

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I used to be enjoying cover and search with youngsters across the cul-de-sac.
Aggressive as I used to be, I sat tucked in a hedgerow attempting to determine what was extra vital – successful the sport or answering the decision of nature on the threat being discovered.
Suffice to say I stupidly selected the previous and determined it was higher to moist myself. Then stroll all the best way again dwelling in p**s soaked denims.
I completely received my priorities all flawed.
However for no matter it’s value, I’ve bloody unbelievable bladder management as an grownup!

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When my twin sister and I (male) have been very younger, possibly round 8-10, we had a brother/sister siblings dwelling down the road from us we frequently performed with. Sister was iirc a yr or so older than the brother… In the future all of us went swimming in my household’s pool, getting in our swimsuits and leaving our common garments on a bench within the again yard. The boy’s underwear had a “mysterious” brown substance in it, after we teased/interrogated him about it, he stated “Mother my places play-doh in my underwear!” The older sister, after all, was having none of it, and known as him out whereas chasing him across the yard together with his “play-doh” lingerie on a stick, taunting him as to why he was so terrified of it.

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5 yr previous me tackled mother from behind, inflicting her to seize maintain of china cupboard to maintain from falling.
Many glass, ceramic items fell onto flooring breaking.
I hid underneath a mattress till items cleaned up. Can not recall any kind of punishment for this both.

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It was Easter time at my dad and new stepmom’s dwelling… Early 70’s. All of us youngsters have been concerned in an egg hunt. I noticed my dad look underneath a bush after which stroll away shaking his head. I went to the bush and seemed and pulled out a yellow egg. Dad was not so happy. He thought a 9 yr previous gaslighted him… LOL!!!

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Okay so this in the future I used to be within the automobile with my grandfather and he stated that his siblings ran off in an elevator when he was simply 4 or 5 and he received caught by a safety guard and his siblings have been in MAJOR bother 😆 🤣 😂

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Me and my sister are a lot better than our mom at English attributable to us transferring to a special nation at a younger age and having to study English to speak.

My mother wished to enhance her English and so she requested us to talk it together with her,I used to be seven within the backseat of the automobile,she stated (with a damaged accent) “So we communicate English now?” and I rolled my eyes whereas saying “That is gonna take a loooooooooooooonnnggg time”
Nonetheless a household inside joke :’)

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I known as Parmisian cheese shaky cheese. And my sister as soon as ran away out of the yard to the sound of the Ice cream truck. I chased her down half the block till she gave up.

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Once I was about 3-4 my mother instructed me I might have a cookie if I ate no less than half of a plate of grapes. I took a chunk out of each grape.

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I touched my tongue on a sizzling toaster to see if it will make that “sizzle” sound. It did!

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I used to be my dad’s princess. He indulged my each whim. In fact youngsters like me are stinkers. First time he took me on a airplane to go to my grandma, I used to be about 5, I insisted he stand up, go to the cockpit and inform the captain to “make this airplane go quicker. Proper now.” Boy oh boy, as soon as I reached maturity, he instructed that story to everybody. I by no means lived it down, however we’d chortle about it. Misplaced my treasured dad in 2012. I miss him ribbing me about it. I am not fairly as demanding now.

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